Jul
14

Word Whores & Reluctant Adult Twofer

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Okay – got a couple of guest posts kicking around today – my usual Thursday slot on Word Whores is about literary crushes (always a fun topic). And I’m also over at League of Reluctant Adults talking a bit about Womanthology, which is a killer collaborative effort between some fabulous professional comic book artists/writers (all women) and unpubbed artists/writers. There’s a waiting list for a second volume – so if you’ve got any artistic talent or wish to try your hand at writing a small comic, now’s your chance. (I threw my name in there, just for fun. I’ve always wanted to try writing for comics/gns and I figured it couldn’t hurt. Guess we’ll see what happens.)… Read more
Jul
13

PMS Milk WTFkery

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You know, as much as I like drinking milk, this kind of crap drives me up a wall.  Yes, that’s right, men – just buy us PMSing women some milk and we’ll get right back in that kitchen and make you some pie. Shit pie.… Read more
Jul
12

Dust Fairies

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Forget for a moment that I apparently never dust my bed frame. (These pictures look worse than it really is because of the lighting, I swear it. I know I’m lazy and all, but I’ve been away for a few weeks and the wood on these slats  attracts dust like nothing I’ve ever seen. Okay, excuses over.) Anyway, take a close look, if you dare, and perhaps you’ll see what look like tiny foot prints. You’ll notice that some actually trail off further down the bed… And some go down… My first thought was “Holy shit, I have a mouse or a rat or a small possum or something not only running around my house, but on my BED.” And believe me, that’s just an awful feeling. I mean – sleep aside, how could I NOT notice a rodent creeping around my sheets? (Those of you who have actually seen the state… Read more
Jul
11

Monday Musings…

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So during the Literacy Signing at RWA a few weeks ago, I had a lovely fan (hi, Sarah!) show up for a signed copy of my book. She told me she read my blog every day. My first reaction was that I wanted to hug her and tell her I was sorry.  (I didn’t do this.) My second reaction was to blink stupidly and smile. “Awesome!” (This is the reaction I went for. Probably better and less likely to get me a lawsuit.) But honestly it was an odd mix of flattery (“holy crap! someone reads my shit!”) to panic (“holy crap! someone reads my shit!”) Blogs are strange beasts – like online diaries that anyone can read. (And really, what’s the point, otherwise?) There’s something very freeing about it. Even though intrinsically I know other people can and do read it, it still surprises me when someone emails me and says… Read more
Jul
10

Bwah

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This has nothing to do with anything, but it made me laugh. Plus, you know. Harry Potter.… Read more