Dust Fairies

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Forget for a moment that I apparently never dust my bed frame. (These pictures look worse than it really is because of the lighting, I swear it. I know I’m lazy and all, but I’ve been away for a few weeks and the wood on these slats  attracts dust like nothing I’ve ever seen. Okay, excuses over.) Anyway, take a close look, if you dare, and perhaps you’ll see what look like tiny foot prints. You’ll notice that some actually trail off further down the bed… And some go down… My first thought was “Holy shit, I have a mouse or a rat or a small possum or something not only running around my house, but on my BED.” And believe me, that’s just an awful feeling. I mean – sleep aside, how could I NOT notice a rodent creeping around my sheets? (Those of you who have actually seen the state… Read more

Real Men Love Unicorns

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Gee.  Thanks Jeffe.  You’ve just shattered the remainer of my innocence.  For this and other fine unicorn tattoos, go here –> https://www.holytaco.com/30-awesomely-bad-unicorn-tattoos-gallery… Read more


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Whip out that there MS Paint y’all. NSFW…sorta. I don’t really know. It’s pretty disturbing…… Read more