Hedgehog WTFkery

I’m not sure I even want to know. I can barely pick up Tumbleweed when she’s puffed up. She’s a ball of spikes. How the *hell* would you manage to get the peen in there?

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5 Responses to Hedgehog WTFkery

  1. katiebabs says:

    I called the witchdoctor…

    WTFckery for the win!

  2. Martin says:

    Hello fellow NaBloWriMo 2010 participant!

    Maybe Mr. Nikolovic shares genetics with Toughcat?

    On the plus side, I'd bet dimes to donuts that the witch doctor's advice worked. The encounter may have ended prematurely, but not for the reasons he originally dreaded.

  3. Simon says:

    I like that "Sex Life" and "Animal Tales" are right next to one another in the list on the left hand side. This story, I guess, fits in both categories….

  4. writtenwyrdd says:

    Um…that's crazy.  Aren't hedges really about the size of a softball, too?  I mean, it would be physically impossible even if it were absolutely icky and wrong. 

  5. writtenwyrdd says:

    That should read "even if it weren't"

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