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Well. If success smelled like unicorn farts, anyway. For all I know, it does – though it’s an awful lot like spearmint, from what I can tell. (You can purchase some fabulous Unicorn Farts chapstick yourself at this delightful etsy store. Go on. You know you want to.) That being said, I guess today’s post is about success and how one defines it. But that’s really all relative, isn’t it? Sort of like income. When I first got out of college and had a tiny one bedroom apartment and made $25k a year, I was feeling pretty awesome. After all, I’d only had hourly jobs before, so having a steady paycheck and a place I could afford and all the ramen I could eat was a good deal. And I thought I’d never need anything more. But years go by and salaries increase…and so do expenses. Funny how that works… Read more