About Allison Pang
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Hello Kitty Connoisseur.I write the Abby Sinclair UF series, published by Pocket Books, the IronHeart Chronicles and the ongoing Fox & Willow webcomic at Sad Sausage Dogs. Represented by Jess Regel of Helm Literary.
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Apr
18
Early Morning WTFkery
Posted in random, sexist pigs, wtf
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I found myself looking through old ads the other night – those sexist ones from the 50s? Yeah, I thought they were pretty amusing at first, but as I delved a little further, I found plenty more and then it started to piss me off. So, I figured I’d post a few of them here. (That and I spent most of yesterday completely offline for various reasons, the main one being massive amounts of editing. Probably going to be much the same time today.) 1) Hmmm. Yeah. Blow it in her face dude. 2) You *have* to click on the picture link here and read the fine print. It’s fucking unbelievable. 3) Yeah, we’re pretty useful all right. Let me just get back in that kitchen and make you some pie. 4) Okay. I don’t even know what this is supposed to be selling. (But there were many ads showing…
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Apr
14
Walk Without Rhythm and It Won’t Attract the Worm.
Posted in awesome, random, wtf
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I had a different post idea today, but several hours at the new Physical Therapist’s sorta derailed that. So here’s Christopher Walken in the Best. Video. Evar.…
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Apr
12
Yes. It’s an AT-AT Made of Bacon. Made of Win.
Posted in procrastination, wtf
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Apparently I’m procrastinating majorly tonight. This is really a nice slice of win, tho. And hopefully earns me back some points from posting Gem Sweater. More on how they made it here –>https://www.tifr.us/tifr/2010/4/11/bacon-at-at.html…
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Apr
12
Gem Sweater!
Posted in wtf
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Yeah, I know this has been out forever, but for some reason, as horrible as it is, I just can’t seem to look away.…
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Apr
6
40 Inspirational Scenes in 2 Minutes
Posted in random, wtf
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Looking for a way to finish that story? Just string along stuff you’ve already seen and make something new. Cleverly done.…
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