About Allison Pang
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Word-Whore.
Hello Kitty Connoisseur.I write the Abby Sinclair UF series, published by Pocket Books, the IronHeart Chronicles and the ongoing Fox & Willow webcomic at Sad Sausage Dogs. Represented by Jess Regel of Helm Literary.
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May
3
And Speaking of Shoe WTFkery…
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Do you walk with it? Or do the unspeakable to someone in the bedroom.? Both? These all came from my new favorite site, If Shoes Could Kill. And they will, my friends, they will. For those of us who don’t carry a purse, maybe? Braiiiiiinnnnssss…..…
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May
3
Happy Mother’s Day…for Vampire Slayers?
Posted in no sleep 'til brooklyn, random, wtf
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I’ll admit that when mr myn showed me the hair brush dagger online a few weeks ago, I said it was kind of cool. You know, in that – yeah that’s nifty, but what would I do with it voice? Well, sly and crafty man that he is, he bought one for me. And I’ll admit, it really is pretty cool from a self-defense view point. It doesn’t stand out as a weapon. Even though it’s not actually bladed with a cutting edge, I could easily imagine oh…slamming it up the chin of an assailant and into their soft palate. Or an eye. Or in the ear. Or neck. It’s very pointy, is what I’m getting at. It’s made of carbon, so there’s no metal of any kind on it. From a writer’s point of view, the first thing I thought of was – hey, someone could get by security with this!…
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May
2
Hmmm.
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So what are these exactly? And more importantly, where the hell would you wear them? Sort of like Bayonetta. If she had hooves, maybe. In a zombie cow sort of way. You know…there’s a story here. Something tells me these would be an awesome subject for part of a blogfest.…
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Apr
30
Is That Cthulhu in Your Pocket?
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Brilliantly captioned by Kendris. I haven’t snorted so hard since…um. Ever.…
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Apr
21
Death Scenes Are Cool.
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And necessary for most writers. Here’s some good ideas, anyway.…
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