About Allison Pang
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Word-Whore.
Hello Kitty Connoisseur.I write the Abby Sinclair UF series, published by Pocket Books, the IronHeart Chronicles and the ongoing Fox & Willow webcomic at Sad Sausage Dogs. Represented by Jess Regel of Helm Literary.
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Apr
3
Who Knew Business Cards Could Be a Deadly Weapon?
Posted in wtf
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It’s like Gambit is real or something. Guess it’s all in the wrist.…
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Apr
1
Something Tells Me Phineas Would Not Approve…
Thanks to ThinkGeek, of course. Maybe he’d like the Tribbles-N-Bits, better? I know I’d prefer the My First Bacon doll, myself.…
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Mar
29
Do You Think They Come With Wings? Or an AR-15?
Posted in wtf
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No. I actually don’t have any words. Sorry.…
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Mar
22
Packing in Pink
Posted in guns, wtf
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Look! Gun accessories for girls! Yeah. I think I’m going to have to do this for my Glock. (Although honestly I think I like the pink shooting glasses the best.) All it needs is a Hello Kitty decal on it. Edited to add: And for those of you who absolutely need the best – check out the Hello Kitty Chain Gun!…
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Mar
20
Keep that Appealing Female Daintiness, Yo.
Posted in random, wtf
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Crawling out of bed long enough to post a little Saturday Night WTFkery, for your viewing pleasure. And now, I’m crawling back in to bed. Hopefully tomorrow I’ll be coherent enough to actually write something.…
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