But a goldfish? Seriously? Do you have any idea how heartbreaking it is to be slurping away at your one-billion-milligram-of-sodium-per-spoonful goodness, just to be confronted by a flat and nasty looking goldfish cracker? That I didn’t put in the cup?
Oh sure, you can tell me it was just a random escapee from the local processing plant, but I think we both know better. I’m very disappointed in you, Lipton Cup-a-Soup. Very.