I’m not sure I even want to know. I can barely pick up Tumbleweed when she’s puffed up. She’s a ball of spikes. How the *hell* would you manage to get the peen in there?
About Allison Pang
Hello Kitty Connoisseur.
I write the Abby Sinclair UF series, published by Pocket Books, the IronHeart Chronicles and the ongoing Fox & Willow webcomic at Sad Sausage Dogs. Represented by Jess Regel of Foundry Literary + Media.
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