So, apparently I don’t listen to the radio enough these days. But mr myn was kind enough to fill me in on this new dating service called “Cougar Life”. Apparently the radio jingle goes: “Do you want to F*ck a Cougar?” (with the f-bomb bleeped out.)
You stay classy, CougarLife.com
Of course the sad thing is that I turn 36 in about 2 weeks – which puts me right at the beginning of Cougar territory, at least according to these guys.
On the website, cougars are listed as being:
Women in their PRIME: independent, sexy and wildly successful. They enjoy men that are youthful, fit with the same zest for life. Cougars are classy, confident women that already possess many of the finer things in life — but now want the young, hot guy to go with it.
I dunno. I’m neither SEXY nor wildly successful, so I suppose that crosses me out. *snerk* My ad would probably read like this: (And yeah, I’m married with babies – but let’s pretend here.):
Cougar with mom-ass and muffin-top searching for young man with abs of steel. Must keep toilet seat down. Must also be willing to do his own laundry. Please don’t fart in bed. Thank you.