Vintage Ad WTFkery

Because this way you can be skinny *and* have a clean house.

You know. Useful and decorative, the way a woman should be.

Did people really think this way?

*Really??*

How about I cook you up a nice shit sandwich?

And I do like shoes. But I’m not *really* sure that’s what they’re selling here.

Obviously this isn’t vintage. But it’s PETA, and that’s nearly as bad.

For some reason the towel offends me.

Revenge?

Eh. Not really. But way to sell your condoms.

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2 Responses to Vintage Ad WTFkery

  1. MarieL says:

    I *heart* old ads like it's my job. I'll probably be staring at those all day… don't mind me.

    Oh, the "keep her where she belongs" thing – they mean "at your feet"… that or "steal her shoes so she can't run away from you" … but I'm hoping for the first one.

  2. Sierra says:

    Thanks for the (outraged) laugh…from both WTFkery to each ad. I love these. Ads both reflect and set our consciousness….scary!

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