I don’t even actually have words for this. But have a little Halloween WTFkry on me.
Or not. (And I suppose I’m going to have to dig up a link to this at some point…but not until I get home from work. Because reasons.)
Edited to add: I found it on IMDB!
Count Drac is back – and this time he’s sucking more than just necks! Count Gaylord stalks the streets of L.A. for the hunkiest victims to ever succumb to lust, as well as his enemy, the Marquis de Suede.