Peniscorn for the Win

Thanks to Katiebabs for sending this bit of awesomesauce my way this morning!

Yes Virginia, they *do* make plushie unicorns with dicks for horns. And dicks.

According to the website:

The “Magical Penicorn” is known to grant its owner wishes and long-lasting virility. Legend has it that evil forces cursed the Penicorn to shed the flesh from its magical horn, forcing it to become the lonely and mysterious beast of lore… the unicorn.

Sir Stamper of Newgrounds used his Magical Tablet to free the Penicorn from its curse… so that it could live freely as such for all eternity, spreading its forbidden fantasies and sinful delights across the land!

Bursting with uncontrollable love and craving the very same, this majestic creature from a time long forgotten has finally returned!

So um. Yeah.

I sorta want one. But I sorta don’t. Like it would be cool if I had one…but I’d feel really dirty. (Must be the magic whore blood?)

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5 Responses to Peniscorn for the Win

  1. katiebabs says:

    heh heh. If you rubs it's horn peen, does your wish come true?

  2. KAK says:

    So. Frakkin. Awesome. Two dicks up for Katiebabs!

  3. mynfel says:

    Guess that depends on what you wish for? 😉

  4. mynfel says:

    I like how its got the balls on its head. They didn't cut corners. LOL.

  5. Regina says:

    These are amazing. Yeah, I wouldn't know what to do with it if I owned one either but they are hilarious. My husband would think I was a perv too. 

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