One Of These Things is Not Like the Others

When I went to Disney World for RWA this year, I picked up a few little gifts for the kids.

Among them was a set of little princess dolls for Lucy.

She hates them.

I don’t know why, but they’ve remained in my suitcase for nearly two months now.

Untouched.

Unloved.

So I took them out this weekend and gave them a quick once over. And you can see they’re all sorta rosy and vacant looking. Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Ariel.

And then there’s Belle. Poor Belle. Belle looks…sallow, compared to the others. Wan and pale.

The outcast.

Is it because she’s French?

The solo brunette in the bunch?

The one princess who wasn’t bespelled in some fashion?

It took me a while, but then I figured it out.

Clearly, Belle is some sort of undead doll. I’d say zombie…but she’s French. So, I think by all the tropes that exist, that would mean she has to be a vampire.

Clearly, you can see my fears are quite founded in fact.

Alas.

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5 Responses to One Of These Things is Not Like the Others

  1. KAK says:

    Bwwahaha! Belle was the avid reader, I'm sure Bram Stoker was in the bookstore from which she kept borrowing books. Of course, she did bed a beast…so there is Were potiential.

  2. Danica says:

    LMAO, love it! Is that why there are no Disney princes? She ate them all?

  3. Jeffe says:

    I see I've inspired adventures in photojournalism… Would be a great B&B take – he thinks he has a virginal bride, but no, she's a VAMPIRE!

  4. Danielle says:

    LMAO!!! 

  5. mynfel says:

    Hmmm…sounds kinda kinky. Maybe you should write it? 😉

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