Hello Kitty Fail – Every Click a Sexy Experience!

I am always on the search for a new Hello Kitty mouse. They break, frequently, and yet I cannot help my most shameful addiction. However, Sanrio-licensed mice are pretty expensive – especially given they don’t usually last for more than a few months. Even so, I’ve paid anywhere between $24 to $50 for the real thing.

Given their propensity for destruction, this has led to a fair amount of trolling on ebay for the cheapest Sanrio knockoff I can find. ($6 from Hong Kong? *SOLD*!)

Lucy decided to help out with the photo of the latest one there, hence the feet. I got it in the mail this morning, and on first look it’s about standard for a knock-off. HK looks good…but a little off, which I can live with. Certainly, nothing about this mouse screams “sexy” to me. Unless I’m just not looking at it hard enough. But, no! If I flip it over, the directions insist that every click of this mouse will bring me a sexy experience. Seriously.

Mouse button tits? Woman’s torso?

I kinda feel icky just picking it up now. If I’d wanted a Hello Kitty sex toy, I’m sure I could have bought one of those HK “massagers” (Yes, they have those too.)

Epic Fail.

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4 Responses to Hello Kitty Fail – Every Click a Sexy Experience!

  1. Scopique says:

    Lost in translation FTW!

    Maybe the firmware downloads something to your computer that auto-redirects you to HK anime porn…?

  2. Danica says:

    OMG…that is hilarious! And um…it so isn't in the shape of a woman's torso…unless she's built like a troll (or the angle is bad).

  3. KAK says:

    "Mouse button tits…installs by itself…Compatible with ME"

  4. Danielle says:

    Too funny! 

    Also, I saw this Hello Kitty humidifier —> http://www.meijer.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=138566&cmpid=CASEM and thought of you haha

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