And a Big Fat WTF?

Lipton Soup, I’m afraid I’m going to have to think about giving you up.  It’s clear to me now that you’ve been seeing other people behind my back. And the evidence is inside you.

But a goldfish?  Seriously? Do you have any idea how heartbreaking it is to be slurping away at your one-billion-milligram-of-sodium-per-spoonful goodness, just to be confronted by a flat and nasty looking goldfish cracker? That I didn’t put in the cup?
Oh sure, you can tell me it was just a random escapee from the local processing plant, but I think we both know better. I’m very disappointed in you, Lipton Cup-a-Soup. Very.
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5 Responses to And a Big Fat WTF?

  1. JETaylor says:

    ew. gross!

  2. Michelle Miles says:

    I can't help it. I'm cracking up!

  3. Darchala says:

    My brain wants me to say "the first cup is the deepest", but I'm pretty sure that it's just trying to get me in trouble.

  4. mynfel says:

    *Dies*

    Your brain now owe me a new monitor, Dar. (I just *had* be drinking tea…)

  5. elisabethkent says:

    LOL This cracked me up! šŸ™‚

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